Fw: Ekdum taaze Sher :)
May 6 2010, 7:39 AM
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Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... . .
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...
3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... . .
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. Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
4.. Arj kiya hai.. He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING .
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* * *some text missing 5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun 6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
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aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...
8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
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LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
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"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."
10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
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. "itni sakti hamen dena data "
(1)Emotional ShayariÂ…
Arz kiya haiÂ…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnanaÂ…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnanaÂ…
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A for Apple B for BananaÂ…
WAH WAHÂ…!!
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Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
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Aaj ho gayee hai pastÂ…
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Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
Aaj ho gayee hai pastÂ…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
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Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seengÂ…Â…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seengÂ…Â…
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Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
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Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aayaÂ…
Wah-Wah, Wah-WahÂ…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aayaÂ…
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aayaÂ…
======================================================================================= (5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... .
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. "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bacheÂ… Raju : Sir 10 hathi bacheÂ… Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
======================================================================================= (7) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
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Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
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Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
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(9) A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why??? ????
try think!!! donno???
cuz
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!!!!!!!! he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
======================================================================================= (10) Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter Gaur farmaiye Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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. Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
======================================================================================= (11) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss .
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Mutual funds are subjected to market risksÂ…Â…!!!!
Wah wah wah
======================================================================================= (12) WorldÂ’s most PAINFUL shayariÂ… Dil mai chubhi suiÂ…. Arz kiya haiÂ… Dil mai chubhi suiÂ… .
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. Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uuiÂ…
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----- Original Message -----
From: SANJAY BARIK
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya crime....
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." 1 is neither composite nor prime"
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist.... . .
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...
3. yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak....
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak.... . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
4.. Arj kiya hai.. He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
* * *Some test missing
* * *some text missing 5. woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein chahun....
.
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.
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.
ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun 6.mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
mehgai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
..
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.
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ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
7. Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
Akbar ne kharide 3-3 ghode..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
aja aja dil nichode ....
raat ki matki phode...
8.mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
9. Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.. .
.
.
.
"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."
10 . Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. "itni sakti hamen dena data "
(1)Emotional ShayariÂ…
Arz kiya haiÂ…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnanaÂ…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnanaÂ…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A for Apple B for BananaÂ…
WAH WAHÂ…!!
======================================================================================= (2)Arz kiya haiÂ…
Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaj ho gayee hai pastÂ…
.
.
.
.
Kal tak thee jo meri presentÂ…
Aaj ho gayee hai pastÂ…
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
======================================================================================= (3) Arz kiya haiÂ…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seengÂ…Â…
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seengÂ…Â…
.
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.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
======================================================================================= (4)Arz kiya haiÂ…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aayaÂ…
Wah-Wah, Wah-WahÂ…
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa josh aayaÂ…
;
;
;
Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh aayaÂ…
======================================================================================= (5) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ... .
.
.
.
..
.
. "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
======================================================================================= (6)
Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bacheÂ… Raju : Sir 10 hathi bacheÂ… Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
======================================================================================= (7) Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.Asali masale sach sach
MDH.....MDH ...!
=======================================================================================
(8)
Ek Kana Ladka Kisi ladki ko Propose kare to kaun sa gana Gayega???????
??????????????? !!!
!!!
Â….
!!!
Â….
Ek Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota hai Maine suna Hai............................................
=======================================================================================
(9) A scientist disconnected his doorbell....... can u guess why??? ????
try think!!! donno???
cuz
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. .
.
!!!!!!!! he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
======================================================================================= (10) Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter Gaur farmaiye Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
======================================================================================= (11) 1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.. .
. .
Mutual funds are subjected to market risksÂ…Â…!!!!
Wah wah wah
======================================================================================= (12) WorldÂ’s most PAINFUL shayariÂ… Dil mai chubhi suiÂ…. Arz kiya haiÂ… Dil mai chubhi suiÂ… .
.
.
.
.
.
. Aawaj aayi
Uui uui, uui uuiÂ…
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May 6 2010, 7:50 AMSumeet Naik responded:few of them are truely imba.. got most of them through SMS..