Fw: A Corporate L♥ve Letter

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From: Chaitanya Purandare

Subject: Fwd: A Corporate L♥ve Letter

This one is hilarious!

A modern-day corporate love letter
Dearest Sanjana,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 3th of Aug 2009.

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 3th of Aug 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation.

Yours sincerely, 

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  • Oct 20 2009, 11:18 AM
    Vinil Vadi responded:
    Too much fun .... especially liked the 'performance appraisal' part of it .... :)