Fw: Ever Wonder why we love kids...

My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to  tell me
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I  fished it out  and
threw it
in the garbage. He stood there  thinking for a moment, then ran
to my

bathroom and came out with my  toothbrush. He held it up and
said with  a charming little  smile, "We better throw this one
out too then,
'cause it fell in  the toilet a few days ago.


On the first day of school, a  first-grader handed his teacher a
from his mother. The note  read, "The opinions expressed by
this child  are not  necessarily those of his parents."


A woman was trying hard to  get the ketchup to come out of the
During her struggle the  phone rang so she asked her
daughter to answer the  phone. It's the minister (priest),
Mommy," the child said  to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy
can't come to the
phone to  talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."


A little boy got lost at  the YMCA and found himself in the
locker room. When he was  spotted, the room burst into shrieks,
ladies grabbing towels  and running for cover. The little boy
in amazement and then  asked, "What's the matter, haven't
you ever seen  a little boy before?"


While taking a routine  vandalism report at an elementary
school I was
interrupted  by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up
and down at  my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I
answered  and
continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever
needed help I  should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes,
that's right," I told
her. "Well, then,"she said as she extended  her foot toward
me, "would  you please tie my  shoe lace?"


It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in
front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9
partner, Jake, was
barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at  me. "Is that a
dog you
got back there?" he  asked. "It  sure is," I replied. Puzzled,
the boy looked at
me and then  towards the back of the van. Finally he said,
"What'd he do?"


While  working for an organization that delivers lunches to
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my
rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various
appliances of  old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs.  One
day I found  her staring at a pair of false teeth  soaking in a
glass. As I braced
myself for the inevitable barrage  of questions, she
merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy  will never
believe  this!"


While walking along the  sidewalk in front of his church,
our minister heard the  intoning of a prayer that nearly made
his collar wilt.
Apparently,  his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a
robin.  Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they
secured a  small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and
made ready
for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was
chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous  dignity
his version of what he thought his father  always said:"Glory be
unto the
Faaaather, and unto the Sonnn.......  and into the hole he


A little girl had just  finished her first week of school."I'm
wasting my time," she  said to her mother. "I can't read, I
can't write  and they won't let me talk!"


AND THIS ONE TAKES THE C A K  E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little boy opened the big family  bible. He was fascinated as
fingered through the old pages.  Suddenly, something fell out of
Bible. He picked up the object  and looked at it. What he saw
was an
old leaf that had been pressed  in between the pages. "Mama,
look what  I found", the boy  called out.
" What have you got there, dear?"
With  astonishment in  the young boy's  voice, he answered, "I
think it's Adam's  underwear!"

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